Biscuits and Gravy: Two supple perfect golden biscuits pounded, rolled, and fluffed by our best fluffers, and topped with a creamy spurt of sinful decadence (random item)

Hole-in-One: An aromatic tropical four-course meal roasted in a coconut shell (coconut)

Cosmic Collider: Grilled sausage, miqo-style, with flame-roasted peppers, and a catnip bun (sausage links)

Coconut creampie cake: Moist and delicious, ready to grab and dive into. (cheesecake)

Tropical Tiddytwister: Tart Passion fruit puree with a wedge of lime (happiness juice)

Coffee: Brewed strong enough to wake the dead. (happiness juice)

Rose Hibiscus Tea: Black tea steeped with a generous with a generous amount of rose petals and hibiscus blossom. Calms the nerves while giving energy. (happiness juice)

Coconut Goat Milk: A sweet comforting blend of goat milk and sweet coconut milk, served in a coconut shell with toasted coconut chips. (happiness juice)

Whack-a-Mole: A frosted stoneware shot glass full of chocolate liquer, with a drop of hot caramel syrup and whipped cream (happiness juice)

Leather Daddy: A flaming flute filled with crushed ice and bourbon, a spoonful of caramelized sugar and a generous squirt of lemon creme liqueur with a lemon wedge on a sugar-coated rim. (purple carrot juice)

Sweet Strawberrypurrita: Sweet berries that have been pureed into a juicy mix and poured into a cup with rum and grenadine. Sugar is coated around the rim instead of salt. (purple carrot juice)

The Prickly Twink: Prickly Pineapple, Spiced Rum, Regular Rum, mixed until frothy with some grenadine on top making it have that floaty falling effect (purple carrot juice)

Katnip Kombucha: Fermented bubbly tea teeming with living essence and served with a sprig of fresh-picked catnip. (happiness juice)

Peeña Colada: Frozen coconut milk, pineapple juice and rum, served in a coconut with a fruit gummy peen. (purple carrot juice)

This is an 18+ (adults only) IC/OOC make-believe venue for entertainment purposes. Quotes and parentheses are welcome but NOT required. Casual chat is always welcome as long as it's courteous and respectful.

No harassment of any kind. If someone asks you to stop doing something, stop. This is an establishment for LGBTQI+ and straight allies. No homophobia, transphobia, bigotry, racism, sexism, "anti-DEI," "anti-wokism," or other phobias or "isms" that are mean af and hurt people. People who break this rule will be ejected from the club and/or FC without warning. Strike 1 you're out. This is Eorzea, not Trumplevania.

Be mindful of that if you are joking around, the wrong kind of jokes can be hurtful and management will intervene if it goes too far.

Adults please keep X-rated language in private or party chat and out of say chat and be mindful of SE policies.

Please minimize controversial topics such as politics, religion, etc. These are strange times, but we are all coming here to get away from it.

Please ask for permission before doing bard performances.

Yells are okay - within reason - you may be asked to stop if it gets to be too much.

Please ask for permission before promoting your own venue.

Depending on our crowd size you may be asked to dismiss your minion/pets.

Please put away weapons unless we say otherwise (like a glam contest) or you are one of our staff. We want to keep the general vibe peaceful.

Enjoy yourself. If anything is not to your liking, please reach out to management or the owner.

The spa area in the back of the club and private suites 1, 2, and 6 are clothing optional, (no lalas!) and other suites as offered by attending Haven FC members.

18+ WIFI Users: Please be courteous with the WIFI at the dance floor/bar area. Not everyone enjoys the WIFI in the same way. As a courtesy to all guests, yoga mats are available for your use behind the curtains in the spa section in the back of the club and also in our private suites 1,2, and 6. (No lalas!) There is also a vending machine in the spa area with an assortment of fun supplies. Enjoy!

Rules are subject to change.